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Rudest Citizens: 971stFattest Citizens: 1,150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,188th
The Benevolent Radiance of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Stan Doverall
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Muahhahah

Population4.887 billion

CapitalDictatoria
LeaderStan Doverall
FaithCompliance

CurrencyChortle
AnimalGiggle

The Benevolent Radiance of Muahhahah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stan Doverall with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.887 billion Downtrodden Masses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth a remarkable 1,514 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 309,810 Chortles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,236,161 per year while the poor average 52,234, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Artists are pillars of society, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and classes at Dictatoria University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day. Crime is totally unknown. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compliance.

Muahhahah is ranked 196,101st in the world and 255th in Spiritus for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -45.26 on the Hayek Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 971stFattest Citizens: 1,150thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,331stLargest Retail Industry: 1,384thMost Avoided: 1,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,789thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,909thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,005thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,026thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,183rdLargest Black Market: 2,193rdTop
5%
Most Efficient Economies: 2,278thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,369thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,433rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,971stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,256thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,553rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,722ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,063rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,319thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,531stLargest Insurance Industry: 6,658thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,115thLargest Governments: 8,154thSmartest Citizens: 8,581stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,427thMost Secular: 9,803rdMost Cultured: 10,546thHighest Economic Output: 10,732ndMost Armed: 10,884thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 14,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,276thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,232ndMost Stationary: 21,125thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,825thHighest Drug Use: 21,846th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Average: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Muahhahah's influence in Spiritus rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, classes at Dictatoria University get canceled on Brancaland's Independence Day.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, artists are pillars of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles.

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