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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 989thRudest Citizens: 1,007thFattest Citizens: 1,133rd
The Benevolent Radiance of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
He who laughs first, laughs long too.
Stan Doverall
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.154 billion

LeaderStan Doverall


The Benevolent Radiance of Muahhahah is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Stan Doverall with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.154 billion Downtrodden Masses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dictatoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Oblivious economy, worth a remarkable 2,008 trillion Chortles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 326,320 Chortles, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is said that an Oblivious woman's work is never done, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, nobody expected the fruit inquisition, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Downtrodden Masses can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime is totally unknown. Muahhahah's national animal is the Giggle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compliance.

Muahhahah is ranked 8,397th in the world and 19th in Spiritus for Most Secular, with 96.19 Atheism Rate.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 989thRudest Citizens: 1,007thFattest Citizens: 1,133rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,282ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,504thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,553rdMost Avoided: 1,605thHighest Average Incomes: 1,614thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,791stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,806thLargest Black Market: 1,899thMost Efficient Economies: 1,941stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,001stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,343rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,393rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,415thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,428thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,855thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,221stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,234thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,777thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,091stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,629thLargest Governments: 7,810thHighest Economic Output: 8,264thSmartest Citizens: 8,306thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,386thMost Secular: 8,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,558thTop
Most Cultured: 12,424thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,981stMost Armed: 14,391stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,160thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,138thHighest Drug Use: 20,488thMost Influential: 21,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 23,874th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Average: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 19th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Downtrodden Masses can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, nobody expected the fruit inquisition.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, it is said that an Oblivious woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Muahhahah was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 5% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Muahhahah, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections.


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