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Most Influential: 2,760thRudest Citizens: 2,980thMost Cultured: 4,183rd
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Economy
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Mukolayiv

Population7.232 billion

CapitalNikolayev
LeaderMarshall Gorov
FaithGreek Orthodox Christianity

CurrencyKupora
AnimalGyrfalcon

The Federal Republic of Mukolayiv is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Marshall Gorov with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.232 billion Mukolayivans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nikolayev. The average income tax rate is 56.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mukolayivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Kuporas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,413 Kuporas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', Marshall Gorov's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mukolayiv's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Greek Orthodox Christianity.

Mukolayiv is ranked 14,818th in the world and 55th in New Western Empire for Highest Average Incomes, with 144,413 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Influential: 2,760thRudest Citizens: 2,980thMost Cultured: 4,183rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,201stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,037thMost Developed: 8,159thSmartest Citizens: 8,595thHealthiest Citizens: 9,741stLargest Retail Industry: 10,160thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 10,660thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,769thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,869thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,890thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,540thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,636thMost Efficient Economies: 12,694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,156thHighest Average Incomes: 14,818thMost Secular: 15,510thHighest Economic Output: 16,118thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,449thLargest Governments: 20,019th
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Most Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mukolayiv voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Peaceful First Contact".
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, women give birth underneath so many blankets that the doctor can't feel the bump.
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, Marshall Gorov's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Mukolayiv was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, disputed territories across New Western Empire are being claimed by Mukolayivian college students.
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Mukolayiv, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity.

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