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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,075thLargest Populations: 3,800thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,136th
The Neolithic Chiefdom of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
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Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Mummerke

Population31.356 billion

CapitalMummerke
LeaderThe Chief
FaithPaganism

Currencynothing
Animalowl

The Neolithic Chiefdom of Mummerke is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Chief with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 31.356 billion Mummerkeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mummerke. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mummerkean economy, worth a remarkable 2,593 trillion nothings a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 82,697 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, sales of fishnet stockings have reached a record high, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, and the roundel of the Mummerkean Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mummerke's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paganism.

Mummerke is ranked 234,143rd in the world and 6,996th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 23.2336309638 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,075thLargest Populations: 3,800thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,136thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,373rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,714thHighest Economic Output: 8,782ndMost Pacifist: 9,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,262ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,865thLowest Crime Rates: 11,130thNicest Citizens: 11,310thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,209thMost Patriotic: 13,240thHealthiest Citizens: 13,255thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,468thBest Weather: 13,778thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,678thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17,738thLargest Governments: 20,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,530thMost Devout: 22,065thMost Cultured: 24,536thMost Efficient Economies: 28,591stHighest Food Quality: 28,842nd
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Largest Populations: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 255th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 407th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 445th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 466th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 487th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 526th in the regionNicest Citizens: 629th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 640th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 657th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 712th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 737th in the regionBest Weather: 786th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 790th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 793rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 928th in the regionMost Patriotic: 992nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Mummerke's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Mummerke was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Mummerke ceased to exist in The Democratic Commonwealth.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Mummerke was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.

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