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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,562ndMost Primitive: 1,867thFattest Citizens: 5,070th
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Muricaaah

Population1.402 billion

CapitalThe Pentagon

Currencydollar
Animaleagle

The United States of Muricaaah is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its fear of technology, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.402 billion Muricans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pentagon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.5%.

The powerhouse Murican economy, worth 141 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 100,577 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Healthcare funding has been cut, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Muricaaah's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Muricaaah is ranked 97,951st in the world and 2,063rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Pro-Market, scoring 48.78 on the Rand Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,562ndMost Primitive: 1,867thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5,070thMost Devout: 5,210thLargest Mining Sector: 5,916thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,941stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,034thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,371stMost Avoided: 12,542ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,385thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,005thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,326thMost Influential: 17,695thLargest Black Market: 17,926thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,852nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 75th in the regionFattest Citizens: 116th in the regionMost Devout: 119th in the regionMost Primitive: 141st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 215th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 244th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 260th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 284th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 317th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 355th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 402nd in the regionMost Avoided: 442nd in the regionMost Armed: 448th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 448th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 479th in the region

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