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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4thMost Primitive: 112thMost Ignorant Citizens: 180th
The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
*guttural noises*
Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa

Population8.065 billion

Capitalالقدس الهبوط
LeaderAbdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh

AnimalGrey Wolf

The Glorious Islamic Caliphates of Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.065 billion Amir al-Mu'minins are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of القدس الهبوط. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Barbarossarian economy, worth 901 trillion Akçes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,796 Akçes, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Abdul-Aziz ibn Abdullah Al ash-Sheikh's wardrobe, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, and old spellbooks are only useful as door-stops or toilet roll substitute. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Mushir Khayr ad-Din Barbarossa is ranked 206,760th in the world and 443rd in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 11.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4thMost Primitive: 112thMost Ignorant Citizens: 180thMost Devout: 396thHighest Crime Rates: 497thMost Armed: 590thMost Subsidized Industry: 744thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 782ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,669thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,034thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,320thBest Weather: 2,815thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,579thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,920thFattest Citizens: 4,492ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,603rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,019thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,273rdMost Authoritarian: 16,971stMost Conservative: 17,493rdHighest Economic Output: 18,673rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 35th in the regionMost Conservative: 40th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45th in the region

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