The United Republic of Muttartia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Asher Tissendale with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.152 billion Muttartians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mirantibus. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muttartian economy, worth 287 trillion roons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,731 roons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Muttartian Space Agency, the children of Muttartia are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Muttartia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Muttartia is ranked 8,711^th in the world and 8^th in Confederacy of Layem for Best Weather, with 234 Meters Of Sunlight.