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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,659thNudest: 2,187thMost Influential: 5,947th
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My chest is flat

Population1.128 billion

CapitalHakuna Matata


The Nudist colony of My chest is flat is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 1.128 billion Simbians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hakuna Matata. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The My chest is flatian economy, worth 60.0 trillion Pebbleses a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,212 Pebbleses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Federal Council of My chest is flat has been announced as the new Head of State, the My chest is flatian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, and wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. My chest is flat's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

My chest is flat is ranked 161,927th in the world and 5,929th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 16.33 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,659thNudest: 2,187thTop
Most Influential: 5,947thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 15,563rdBest Weather: 23,179th
Nudest: 69th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 785th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 884th in the region

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