by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,142ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,447thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,447th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Down in Ohio, Swag like Ohio
The Minister
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.232 billion

LeaderThe Minister


The Republic of Mynation is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Minister with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.232 billion Mynatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cleveland-Columbus-Cincinnati. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The powerhouse Mynatian economy, worth 195 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,727 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Glamping Mynatians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, diaper ads feature vertically-challenged adults wearing bootees, Mynatian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mynation's national animal is the protogen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Law-Abidance.

Mynation is ranked 248,993rd in the world and 7th in Warzone Australia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.39 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,142ndTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,447thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,447thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,806thMost Pacifist: 13,429thTop
Safest: 21,776thNicest Citizens: 21,923rdBest Weather: 27,213thHighest Disposable Incomes: 27,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,935thHealthiest Citizens: 27,967thHighest Food Quality: 29,079thMost Compassionate Citizens: 30,536th

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