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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,470thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,516thMost Devout: 7,243rd
The Greater Blonde Coast of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
OpenTsuri, coming soon.
Paramakraly Mirontsana
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population4.338 billion

CapitalCichlid Island
LeaderParamakraly Mirontsana

CurrencyMyordan Dollars

The Greater Blonde Coast of Myordas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Paramakraly Mirontsana with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.338 billion Myordans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cichlid Island. The average income tax rate is 31.7%.

The very strong Myordan economy, worth 342 trillion Myordan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,982 Myordan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and when shaking hands with foreign leaders Paramakraly Mirontsana wears an armoured gauntlet. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Myordas's national animal is the Cichlid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aquaticism.

Myordas is ranked 184,437th in the world and 298th in Forest for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,470thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,516thMost Devout: 7,243rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,626thLargest Black Market: 13,732ndMost Beautiful Environments: 20,357th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 37th in the region

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