The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.103 billion Mysterians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 11,107 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 442,475 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mysterianism.

Mystery7 is ranked 157,059^th in the world and 6,547^th in the Pacific for Most Devout, with 4.65 Prayers Per Hour.