The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 26.479 billion Mysterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 11,874 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 448,453 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mysterians seem to be catching more chills, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Mysterianism.

Mystery7 is ranked 130,990^th in the world and 4,160^th in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 51.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.