The Empire of Mystery7 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mystery7 with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 27.764 billion Mysterians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yretsym. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mysterian economy, worth an astonishing 12,560 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 452,417 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, bureaucrats close new businesses for not complying with the Penguin Packaging Index, M-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and snap elections are called over every minor impasse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mystery7's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mysterianism.

Mystery7 is ranked 159,058^th in the world and 4,228^th in the Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 47.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.