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Rudest Citizens: 918thMost Cultured: 1,276thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,424th
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Mzeusia

Population6.267 billion

CapitalMzikos
LeaderElliot Jania
FaithMzeusism

CurrencyMoe
AnimalWolf

The Most Serene Republic of Mzeusia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Elliot Jania with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.267 billion Mzeusians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mzikos. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Mzeusian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion Moes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 194,276 Moes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Mzikos Times is sold out, a government program is underway to revitalize Mzeusia's beaches, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Mzeusia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mzeusism.

Mzeusia is ranked 191,665th in the world and 6,992nd in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 238.31 milliStalins.

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Rudest Citizens: 918thMost Cultured: 1,276thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,424thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,555thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,757thHighest Drug Use: 1,780thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,022ndMost Developed: 2,070thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,305thNicest Citizens: 2,337thSmartest Citizens: 2,383rdMost Influential: 2,432ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,556thMost Inclusive: 2,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,644thMost Efficient Economies: 2,863rdBest Weather: 3,081stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,461stMost Pacifist: 3,464thLargest Governments: 3,595thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,638thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,935thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,967thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,105thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,394thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,477thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,964thLowest Crime Rates: 4,979thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,065thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,224thHealthiest Citizens: 6,267thHighest Average Incomes: 6,817thMost Secular: 7,105thLargest Retail Industry: 7,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,301stSafest: 9,273rdNudest: 9,288thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,721stHighest Economic Output: 13,795thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,737th
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Highest Drug Use: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 39th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Cultured: 63rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 77th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 90th in the regionMost Developed: 99th in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 103rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 123rd in the regionBest Weather: 143rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 153rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 164th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 215th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 229th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 232nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 240th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 281st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 319th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 354th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionMost Secular: 375th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 380th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 417th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 473rd in the regionSafest: 489th in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 713th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mzeusia lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Mzeusia resigned as Director of Internal Management; Development Team of Lazarus.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzeusia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzeusia, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Mzeusia lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Mzeusia lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Mzeusia lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Mzeusia lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Mzeusia lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Mzeusia, a government program is underway to revitalize Mzeusia's beaches.

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