Population | 5.933 billion |
Currency | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Animal | nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
The Borderlands of N54681 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.933 billion N54681ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.
The frighteningly efficient N54681ian economy, worth 937 trillion nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 158,040 nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
Artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. N54681's national animal is the nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
N54681 is ranked 3,098th in the world and 183rd in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 34.57 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in N54681, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is one of the most popular forenames in N54681.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, the criminal underworld is awash with sausage smuggling.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults.
- : Following new legislation in N54681, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.