The Natrium of Na is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.042 billion Nans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Na City. The average income tax rate is 11.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nan economy, worth a remarkable 3,410 trillion nas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,023 nas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Na City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Na's national animal is the Na, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Na is ranked 292,483^rd in the world and 11,154^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 6.11 law-abiding acts per hour.