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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 582ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,250thMost Devout: 8,709th
The Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
military for life
Sir Mitchell the great
Influence
Power
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Nacho cheese

Population1.798 billion

CapitalNacho cheese
LeaderSir Mitchell the great
Faiththe holy macca

CurrencyBUCKS
Animaltiger

The Republic of Nacho cheese is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sir Mitchell the great with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.798 billion Nacho cheesemens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nacho cheese. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nacho cheesean economy, worth 176 trillion BUCKS a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,392 BUCKS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, and the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nacho cheese's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the holy macca.

Nacho cheese is ranked 182,236th in the world and 6th in Briar for Safest, scoring 17.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 582ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 8,250thMost Devout: 8,709thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,391stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,157thLargest Black Market: 15,632ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,550thLowest Crime Rates: 19,751stMost Subsidized Industry: 20,113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,207th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers.
  • : Nacho cheese was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, employees who skip lunch to avoid sub-par cafeteria food risk getting fired.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Nacho cheese.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Nacho cheese, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.

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