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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rd
The Holy Yellow CAM of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Gloom Over Dominated
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nadir Dystopia

Population20.561 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.561 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,002 trillion Gold Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 486,456 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,454,769 per year while the poor average 22,749, a ratio of 151 to 1.

A petition to improve Nadir Dystopian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 21,407th in the world and 580th in Balder for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdFattest Citizens: 3rdMost Devout: 4thMost Avoided: 5thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8thMost Primitive: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 21stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35thMost Armed: 49thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 82ndLargest Insurance Industry: 87thHighest Disposable Incomes: 132ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 143rdMost Efficient Economies: 234thRudest Citizens: 251stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 378thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 380thHighest Average Incomes: 420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 540thLargest Retail Industry: 574thHighest Economic Output: 612thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,439thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,461stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,281stTop
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Largest Governments: 3,212thLargest Black Market: 5,374thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,481stMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,949thLargest Populations: 9,303rdMost Conservative: 12,854thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,374thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,407thMost Influential: 26,164th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 122nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 230th in the regionLargest Populations: 240th in the regionLargest Black Market: 242nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Influential: 323rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 427th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionMost Stationary: 599th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 726th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, gun-wielding criminals always wear appropriate eye and ear protection.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, a petition to improve Nadir Dystopian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, ten thousand Nadir Dystopian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down.
  • : Nadir Dystopia was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.

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