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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thMost Devout: 4th
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Nadir Dystopia

Population18.325 billion

CapitalMadrit
LeaderPresident Isabel Díaz Ayuso
FaithDominionist Wahabism

CurrencyGold Euro
AnimalVoxemita

The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Isabel Díaz Ayuso with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.325 billion Nadir Dystopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrit. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nadir Dystopian economy, worth a remarkable 8,435 trillion Gold Euros a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 460,315 Gold Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,001,470 per year while the poor average 27,939, a ratio of 107 to 1.

Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery, and drowning sailors are hung out to dry. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nadir Dystopia's national animal is the Voxemita, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dominionist Wahabism.

Nadir Dystopia is ranked 175,034th in the world and 5,883rd in Balder for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 788.52 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4thMost Devout: 4thFattest Citizens: 6thMost Avoided: 11thMost Corrupt Governments: 11thMost Primitive: 12thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 31stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 67thLargest Insurance Industry: 70thMost Armed: 73rdHighest Crime Rates: 114thHighest Disposable Incomes: 142ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 203rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 239thRudest Citizens: 282ndMost Efficient Economies: 327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 405thHighest Average Incomes: 449thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 498thHighest Economic Output: 715thLargest Retail Industry: 729thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,575thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,440thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,690thLargest Black Market: 4,081stLargest Governments: 4,612thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,296thLargest Populations: 9,902ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,628th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 62nd in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 122nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 150th in the regionLargest Black Market: 176th in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionLargest Populations: 253rd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 449th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 523rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, public urination is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Nadir Dystopia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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