by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 449thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 629thLargest Insurance Industry: 649th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
No Rights, No Worries
Elon Musk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.51 billion

CapitalNew Nagol City
LeaderElon Musk

AnimalBush Wookie

The Dictatorship of Nagolronnoc is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Elon Musk with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.51 billion Nagolronnicians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nagol City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Nagolronnician economy, worth a remarkable 1,180 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 336,465 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagolronnoc's national animal is the Bush Wookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Nagolronnoc is ranked 204,446th in the world and 147th in The United Federations for Most Primitive, scoring -732.31 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Retail Industry: 449thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 629thLargest Insurance Industry: 649thFattest Citizens: 664thMost Corrupt Governments: 700thMost Avoided: 778thMost Secular: 929thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,222ndMost Armed: 1,226thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,273rdRudest Citizens: 1,274thHighest Average Incomes: 1,344thMost Efficient Economies: 1,379thLargest Mining Sector: 1,435thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,595thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,692ndMost Subsidized Industry: 1,889thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,903rdTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,400thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,638thLargest Black Market: 2,665thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,733rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,950thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,301stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,772ndMost Influential: 6,370thLargest Governments: 6,685thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,162ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,058thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,507thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,481stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,091stHighest Economic Output: 14,133rd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the region

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