by Max Barry

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Largest Retail Industry: 451stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 575thLargest Insurance Industry: 629th
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
No Rights, No Worries
Elon Musk
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.182 billion

CapitalNew Nagol City
LeaderElon Musk

AnimalBush Wookie

The Dictatorship of Nagolronnoc is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Elon Musk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.182 billion Nagolronnicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Nagol City. The average income tax rate is 54.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nagolronnician economy, worth a remarkable 1,792 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 345,857 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sentenced to death, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Nagolronnoc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nagolronnoc's national animal is the Bush Wookie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bonk.

Nagolronnoc is ranked 696th in the world and 1st in The United Federations for Fattest Citizens, with 70.02 Obesity Rate.

Largest Retail Industry: 451stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 575thLargest Insurance Industry: 629thFattest Citizens: 696thMost Corrupt Governments: 793rdMost Avoided: 848thMost Secular: 1,039thRudest Citizens: 1,272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,336thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,354thMost Armed: 1,394thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,437thLargest Mining Sector: 1,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,493rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,615thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,665thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,794thLargest Black Market: 2,012thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,031stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,125thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,465thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,596thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,679thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,491stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,359thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,636thMost Influential: 4,642ndLargest Governments: 7,010thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,065thHighest Economic Output: 9,596thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,634thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,832ndLargest Gambling Industry: 14,493rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,696thMost Stationary: 21,509th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the region

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