by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 695th Most Influential: 2,241st Largest Retail Industry: 4,061st
The Empire of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into!
Exalted Leader
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.036 billion

CapitalNairland City
LeaderExalted Leader
FaithBitcoin Hard Fork


The Empire of Nairland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Exalted Leader with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 6.036 billion Nairlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairland City. The average income tax rate is 34.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nairlandian economy, worth 787 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,447 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The entire entry for Nairland in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, and Nairlandian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nairland's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bitcoin Hard Fork.

Nairland is ranked 154,527th in the world and 7,918th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 695thTop
Most Influential: 2,241stLargest Retail Industry: 4,061stNudest: 4,253rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,260thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,597thRudest Citizens: 5,953rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,761stLargest Black Market: 7,331stMost Efficient Economies: 7,489thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,548thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,570thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,034thMost Secular: 11,454thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,403rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,053rdMost Corrupt Governments: 14,246thMost Developed: 14,331stSmartest Citizens: 15,562nd
Largest Mining Sector: 136th in the regionNudest: 164th in the regionLargest Black Market: 215th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 216th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 321st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 335th in the regionRudest Citizens: 344th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 398th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 406th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 410th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 497th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 500th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 533rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 571st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 612th in the regionMost Secular: 626th in the regionLargest Populations: 716th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 768th in the regionMost Influential: 777th in the region

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