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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 942ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,308thMost Avoided: 1,705th
The State of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Unity is strength
Ohm Jibba
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Najeebland

Population4.413 billion

CapitalKaylum
LeaderOhm Jibba
FaithJibbanism

CurrencyDolar
AnimalNajeebland Tiger

The State of Najeebland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ohm Jibba with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.413 billion Najeebans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaylum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Najeeban economy, worth 755 trillion Dolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 171,125 Dolars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,372,697 per year while the poor average 4,937, a ratio of 278 to 1.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, and Najeebland is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Najeebland's national animal is the Najeebland Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jibbanism.

Najeebland is ranked 49,570th in the world and 2nd in Switmerican Commonwealth of Nations for Most Developed, scoring 63.96 on the Human Development Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 942ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,308thMost Avoided: 1,705thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,485thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,655thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,881stLargest Retail Industry: 3,083rdFattest Citizens: 3,174thLargest Mining Sector: 3,290thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,503rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,788thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,242ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,629thLargest Black Market: 7,769thMost Conservative: 8,338thHighest Average Incomes: 9,599thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10,411thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,342ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,375thMost Efficient Economies: 15,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,218thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,854thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,962nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Najeebland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, Najeebland is suspiciously populated compared to its neighbors.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, the government is rumored to hire body doubles whose full-time jobs are to cry at public events.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, nations across the world are quick to praise Ohm Jibba's good looks and intellectual prowess.
  • : Najeebland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Najeeban Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, membership in Jibbanism is mandatory and all other faith organisations are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Najeebland, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.

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