by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,827thMost Authoritarian: 9,786thMost Influential: 10,225th
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
In Allah we trust, for Allah we pray
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Political Freedom
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Population444 million


Animalsecretary bird

The Theocracy of Najimam is a huge, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 444 million Najimamians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Najiman. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Najimamian economy, worth 29.6 trillion Nezims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,719 Nezims, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Najiman Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Najimam's national animal is the secretary bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Najimam is ranked 29,051st in the world and 78th in The Western Isles for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,521.46 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,827thMost Authoritarian: 9,786thMost Influential: 10,225thMost Devout: 11,590thTop
Most Conservative: 16,455thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,470thLowest Crime Rates: 19,033rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,310thHealthiest Citizens: 23,717thMost Patriotic: 24,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,234thMost Pacifist: 25,481stLargest Welfare Programs: 28,111thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29,051stMost Income Equality: 29,413th
Most Authoritarian: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Conservative: 20th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionMost Devout: 36th in the regionMost Income Equality: 39th in the region

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