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Most Avoided: 3rd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
The Allmighty Nak Nak
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population35.602 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.602 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 30,004 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 842,778 Naks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,172,647 per year while the poor average 60,098, a ratio of 86.1 to 1.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, foreign governments regularly accuse the Nak nakian military of war crimes, it is often said that only The Allmighty Nak Nak could bring down Dàguó, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 161,623rd in the world and 58th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 103.35 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Avoided: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thHighest Economic Output: 11thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 19thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 27thLargest Populations: 27thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 30thFattest Citizens: 34thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58thMost Armed: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 72ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rdLargest Retail Industry: 80thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100thMost Secular: 152ndMost Efficient Economies: 225thRudest Citizens: 229thMost Scientifically Advanced: 250thMost Stationary: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 680thSmartest Citizens: 794thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,498thTop
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Largest Black Market: 2,771stMost Influential: 5,415thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,441stMost Pro-Market: 8,035thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,444th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, childish pranks are no laughing matter.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it is often said that only The Allmighty Nak Nak could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, foreign governments regularly accuse the Nak nakian military of war crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, many believe that The Allmighty Nak Nak's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.

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