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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd
The Allmighty Power of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Nak nak

Population39.985 billion

CapitalNakNakdam
LeaderThe Allmighty Nak Nak
FaithNakNakism

CurrencyNak
AnimalNakster

The Allmighty Power of Nak nak is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Allmighty Nak Nak with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.985 billion Nak Nakians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NakNakdam. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nak nakian economy, worth an astonishing 33,918 trillion Naks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 848,285 Naks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,946,852 per year while the poor average 7,613, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and judicial torture is outsourced overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nak nak's national animal is the Nakster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is NakNakism.

Nak nak is ranked 28th in the world and 3rd in Wysteria for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 78,716.75 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rdMost Avoided: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12thHighest Economic Output: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16thLargest Populations: 21stLargest Gambling Industry: 23rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rdLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Mining Sector: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 34thFattest Citizens: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 80thMost Armed: 88thMost Corrupt Governments: 95thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 97thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 158thLargest Retail Industry: 163rdMost Secular: 187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 216thMost Stationary: 274thRudest Citizens: 424thSmartest Citizens: 963rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,005thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,593rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,631stLargest Black Market: 5,791stMost Influential: 6,633rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,875thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,360thMost Pro-Market: 21,386thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,443rd
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, judicial torture is outsourced overseas.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, not even good behaviour will get transgender inmates any special perks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nak nak, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Nak nak was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Nak nak was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United States of Wars Forever, killing 200 million zombies.

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