The Federation Republics Union of Nalver And is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by jack wilde and urban lebrano with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.09 billion Nalver Andians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of United Citadel. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nalver Andian economy, worth 140 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,154 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One can walk from one side of United Citadel to the other without setting foot on Nalver Andian soil, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, and Nalver Andians no longer find themselves bumping into their exes at family gatherings. Crime is totally unknown. Nalver And's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polaris stars.

Nalver And is ranked 40,493^rd in the world and 2^nd in Omnis for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 53.09 Whatever.