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Most Influential: 105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 822ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 885th
The Vast Waters of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise Normal
Keep your stick on the ice
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Namakan

Population9.048 billion

CapitalKettle Falls

CurrencyGreenstone
AnimalLake Trout

The Vast Waters of Namakan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.048 billion Namakanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Namakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,764 trillion Greenstones a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,058 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The atmosphere in Namakanian boardrooms is turning more gay, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 3,578th in the world and 58th in 10000 Islands for Most Cultured, scoring 199 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Influential: 105thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 822ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 885thLeast Corrupt Governments: 935thBest Weather: 1,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,310thMost Pacifist: 1,314thNicest Citizens: 1,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,510thMost Inclusive: 1,594thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,744thHighest Food Quality: 1,766thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,786thMost Developed: 1,793rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,944thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,008thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,099thSmartest Citizens: 2,271stHealthiest Citizens: 2,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,334thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,552ndSafest: 2,598thLargest Governments: 2,696thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,787thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,433rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,448thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,537thMost Cultured: 3,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,685thMost Secular: 3,858thLowest Crime Rates: 6,149thMost Efficient Economies: 10,045thHighest Average Incomes: 10,763rdHighest Economic Output: 14,521stTop
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Nudest: 16,258thMost Income Equality: 17,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,583rdMost Stationary: 22,051stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,139th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 40th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 43rd in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 44th in the regionNudest: 47th in the regionSafest: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 55th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 56th in the regionMost Cultured: 58th in the regionMost Income Equality: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 73rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 75th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Namakan was endorsed by Smeshivat.
  • : Namakan endorsed Smeshivat.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Namakan, the atmosphere in Namakanian boardrooms is turning more gay.
  • : Namakan endorsed The Free Union of Zeklandia.
  • : Namakan was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Namakan was endorsed by The Free Union of Zeklandia.
  • : Namakan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 105 » The Soylent Green Party, Blogotopia, Coreras, Kierekiko, Palman, Generic Country Name That Is Available, Karlando, The Snake Brotherhood, Medetas, Chip Skylark, Seantonia, Creeptopia, Mastodonia, St Lennys Island, Santa Pace, Vill Send, Keswickholt, Lower Phlebacite, Dovant, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Yakkandiania, Katitania, Colonel Terrosit, Republic of Libriano, Ilfarasia, Ishkabibber, Seranis, Aquachromia, Maalemzya, DetroitSmash, The African Emirates, The Iron Crown Order, Samonaemia, Geolapo, Free Land of Rebellium, Killettland, Wysrod, Gosheon, Grimmywelsh, Union of Socialist Irish Republics, Greater Theowherveld, Pavaro, Faradova, Cathamye, Alski, Herfenzir, Macrasetia, Nolgonia, Kaprein, Volsordia, and 55 others.Puffandria, Jaegerpondonia, Strigberg, United federation of kurdistan, Bear Nation, The Fortem, Flugistani, Amadians, Danyl, Azmakien, Greater Sus, Taiqar, Clan Lynx Remnants, The Democratic State Of Josora, Defendington, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Wischland, Arr, Milanisca, Nami Bays, Sillitopia, Ear Exploder 9000, Antaty, Kyrizstanislav, New Dracora, Confertia, Republic of Ash-Land, Astrobolt, Venvee Republic, Mesyeti, The Galactic American Imperium, Dustwind, United States of Island land, Kalimport, Democratic Nacheadasaan, Anollasia, Greater Granskiye, QuazaFire, Manneo Varo, Soviet Great Viet, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Tausend Seen, Slaytania, Dreyas, Clialaad, Golgorna, Oasaria, Aurum Port, Creberg, Nation of Hockey, Guyana Francese, Goat Republic, Reborn America, and Zeklandia.

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