The Queen's State of Nanihahaw is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 31.45 billion Nanihahawians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Nanihahawian economy, worth a remarkable 1,439 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,773 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, all tariffs have been abolished, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and military spending is on the increase. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nanihahaw's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Nanihahaw is ranked 249,152^nd in the world and 6^th in The Gambia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.26 law-abiding acts per hour.