The Nomadic Peoples of Naomi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Steve with a fair hand, and remarkable for its burgeoning pig population. The democratic population of 15.548 billion Naomians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denver. The average income tax rate is 11.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Naomian economy, worth 230 trillion Monies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 14,811 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, Dr Pepper has been named as Naomi's national religion, Denver's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, and Steve has just been declared ruler of Naomi in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Naomi's national animal is the pig and its national religion is Dr Pepper.

Naomi is ranked 172,128^th in the world and 99^th in Jenny for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.12 law-abiding acts per hour.