The Republic of Narfin Farfins is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Constipated Snarf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.759 billion Flarfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yummy Gangreen. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Flarfy Gangreen economy, worth 419 trillion Alleles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,965 Alleles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narfin Farfins's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Savaaria.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Blood Caliphate of Xzavia-Hjar.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Republic of Zumlandia.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The United Regions of Glurponia.
- : Following new legislation in Narfin Farfins, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
- : Following new legislation in Narfin Farfins, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Narfin Farfins, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Republic of Ttopa.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Democratic Social Republic of Makersaulache.
- : Narfin Farfins was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Justanistan.
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