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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 944th Most Influential: 1,316th Most Conservative: 3,681st
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
I will yummy your bubbles if you tickle me silly
Constipated Snarf
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Narfin Farfins

Population2.759 billion

CapitalYummy Gangreen
LeaderConstipated Snarf


The Republic of Narfin Farfins is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Constipated Snarf with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.759 billion Flarfs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yummy Gangreen. The average income tax rate is 86.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flarfy Gangreen economy, worth 419 trillion Alleles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,965 Alleles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narfin Farfins's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Narfin Farfins is ranked 10,037th in the world and 605th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 86.52 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 944thMost Influential: 1,316thTop
Most Conservative: 3,681stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,704thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,463rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,753rdMost Devout: 5,233rdMost Authoritarian: 5,422ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,574thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,800thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,340thTop
Largest Governments: 9,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,488thMost Efficient Economies: 9,747thBest Weather: 9,908thMost Developed: 10,037thHealthiest Citizens: 10,651stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,946thHighest Average Incomes: 12,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,668thMost Extreme: 13,170thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,803rdMost Beautiful Environments: 14,133rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 167th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 168th in the regionMost Devout: 223rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 223rd in the regionMost Conservative: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 323rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 387th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 430th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 465th in the regionLargest Governments: 484th in the regionMost Extreme: 524th in the regionMost Influential: 544th in the regionBest Weather: 567th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 588th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 593rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 596th in the regionMost Developed: 605th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 634th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 654th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 661st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 708th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 775th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 776th in the region

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