by Max Barry

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 611thLargest Mining Sector: 696thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 711th
The Megacorporate HegemonyŽ of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Struggle, Duty, Bonuses
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population15.499 billion

LeaderGrand-CEOŽ Dzekyerkovolayetovich

Animalcorporate shark

The Megacorporate HegemonyŽ of Nargorthia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Grand-CEOŽ Dzekyerkovolayetovich with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.499 billion Nargorthians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Szhchbuynatroitzrarersk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nargorthian economy, worth a remarkable 3,865 trillion colds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 249,386 colds, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Nargorthia's national animal is the corporate shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Nargorthia is ranked 24,736th in the world and 894th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,215.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 611thLargest Mining Sector: 696thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 711thMost Avoided: 814thFattest Citizens: 835thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,009thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,148thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,162ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,250thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,721stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,763rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,866thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,952ndTop
Most Influential: 2,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,391stHighest Economic Output: 2,900thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,015thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,021stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,084thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,318thHighest Average Incomes: 3,402ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,002ndMost Primitive: 4,012thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,558thLargest Retail Industry: 5,131stLargest Black Market: 5,666thMost Secular: 5,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,815thRudest Citizens: 5,853rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,383rdTop
Most Conservative: 11,981stLargest Populations: 13,048thLargest Governments: 13,641stMost Stationary: 16,855thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,682ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,782nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 40th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 72nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 86th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 174th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 181st in the regionMost Primitive: 218th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 246th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 256th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 260th in the regionRudest Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Secular: 305th in the regionLargest Black Market: 308th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 354th in the regionLargest Populations: 404th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 470th in the regionMost Conservative: 526th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 553rd in the regionLargest Governments: 791st in the region

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