Population | 7.359 billion |
Currency | sacagawillianth |
Animal | Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog |
The Fact of Narwhals Are Unicorns is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 7.359 billion Narwhals Are Unicornsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Narwhals Are Unicornsian economy, worth 353 trillion sacagawillianths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,013 sacagawillianths, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, and victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narwhals Are Unicorns's national animal is the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Narwhals Are Unicorns is ranked 285,626th in the world and 9,746th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 4.369268037 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns was refounded in Osiris.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns ceased to exist in Shinka.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Shinka fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns's influence in Shinka rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Narwhals Are Unicorns was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.