Population | 24.279 billion |
Currency | Tongbo |
Animal | Parhean Rhinoceros |
The County of Nassau is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.279 billion Long Islanders live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.
The all-consuming Nassauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion Tongboes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,439 Tongboes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,787 per year while the poor average 9,305, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.
Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Nassau's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nassau's national animal is the Parhean Rhinoceros, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nassau is ranked 10,095th in the world and 29th in Atlantian Oceania for Most Stationary, with 2,339.87945386508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Nassau's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Nassau endorsed a map .
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Nassau was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.