The Victorious Dictator of Nationalist Gold Union is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Chief P Resident with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.634 billion Unionistionianis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationalist Gold Unionopolis. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Unionistioniani economy, worth a remarkable 5,383 trillion telegram stamps a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 274,178 telegram stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Penny whistles have been rebranded 'tin hornpipes', children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and pranking is an art form. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Gold Union's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unionistionianism.

Nationalist Gold Union is ranked 807^th in the world and 1^st in Testregionia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,354.93 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.