The Empire of Nationalist Kiwis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.261 billion Kiwis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiwistan. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwi economy, worth a remarkable 3,019 trillion Kiwi Bills a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,741 Kiwi Bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cops in Kiwistan spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and government expenses are beyond compare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Kiwis's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bureaucracy.

Nationalist Kiwis is ranked 1,601^st in the world and 44^th in the Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.12 law-abiding acts per hour.