by Max Barry

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Most Stationary: 1,946thLargest Populations: 8,861stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,636th
The Woodhouse Sanctum of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Skin on skin, let the love begin
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Native Son

Population17.668 billion

Currency$$
Animal^-^

The Woodhouse Sanctum of Native Son is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 17.668 billion Native Sonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 12.9%.

The very strong Native Sonian economy, worth 910 trillion $$s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,511 $$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Native Sonian, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Native Son's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Native Son is ranked 76,711th in the world and 1st in Nazi SOR for Most Authoritarian, with 787.12 milliStalins.

Top
1%
Most Stationary: 1,946thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 8,861stTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,636thHighest Economic Output: 18,813th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Native Son was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Native Son was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Native Son was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Native Son was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary and the Top 10% for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Native Son was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Native Sonian.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.

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