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Most Stationary: 2,032ndLargest Populations: 9,226thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,512th
The Woodhouse Sanctum of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Skin on skin, let the love begin
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Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Average

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Native Son

Population16.411 billion

Currency$$
Animal^-^

The Woodhouse Sanctum of Native Son is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 16.411 billion Native Sonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 9.9%.

The very strong Native Sonian economy, worth 874 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 53,277 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Native Son's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Native Son is ranked 46,602nd in the world and 1st in Nazi SOR for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.39 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Top
5%
Most Stationary: 2,032ndTop
10%
Largest Populations: 9,226thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,512th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Native Son was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Native Son was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Native Son, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.

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