by Max Barry

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Largest Populations: 25th Most Cheerful Citizens: 64th Smartest Citizens: 92nd
The Restored Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
The Legend Shall Never Die
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population35.993 billion

LeaderEmperor Zeal I

CurrencyAlerican Dollar
AnimalBlue Whale

The Restored Empire of Natopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Zeal I with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 35.993 billion Natopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serradia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 40.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Natopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,505 trillion Alerican Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 458,581 Alerican Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

More than one company makes the board game Monopoly, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Natopia's national animal is the Blue Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Zealism.

Natopia is ranked 57,193rd in the world and 2,147th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,963.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Populations: 25thMost Cheerful Citizens: 64thSmartest Citizens: 92ndHighest Economic Output: 95thLargest Mining Sector: 121stLargest Information Technology Sector: 144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 165thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 304thHighest Average Incomes: 326thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 499thLargest Publishing Industry: 524thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 534thSafest: 703rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 764thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 789thHighest Disposable Incomes: 790thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 961stMost Efficient Economies: 977thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,006thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,055thHealthiest Citizens: 1,067thMost Avoided: 1,219thLargest Governments: 1,265thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,511thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,591stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,740thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,131stRudest Citizens: 2,883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,653rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,541stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,620thLargest Retail Industry: 5,174thMost Cultured: 6,582ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,923rdMost Influential: 9,514thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,578thMost Secular: 12,247thNudest: 15,573rdHighest Drug Use: 15,618th
Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 21st in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 68th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 120th in the regionMost Cultured: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 246th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 279th in the regionNudest: 287th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 388th in the regionLargest Black Market: 426th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 465th in the regionMost Influential: 543rd in the regionMost Developed: 578th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families.
  • : Natopia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars.
  • : Following new legislation in Natopia, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework.
  • : Natopia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".


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