The Confederacy of Nehiyanahk is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Grand Chief Takwâkin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 892 million Nehiyawak are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amiskwaciy. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Nehiyawi economy, worth 79.7 trillion sôniyâs a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,335 sôniyâs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, in a baffling press conference Grand Chief Takwâkin proudly dismantled a broken door, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nehiyanahk's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nehiyanahk is ranked 2,393^rd in the world and 9^th in Canada for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 9,006.11 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.