Population | 17.748 billion |
Capital | Nekomachi |
Leader | Naomi Sakurada |
Faith | the Cult of Maneki-Neko |
Currency | nyaaa |
Animal | shiny cat-shark |
The Dream Realm of Nekojima is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Naomi Sakurada with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.748 billion Nekojimajins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekomachi. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kittyislander economy, worth a remarkable 3,604 trillion nyaaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 203,072 nyaaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is totally unknown. Nekojima's national animal is the shiny cat-shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of Maneki-Neko.
Nekojima is ranked 5,470th in the world and 33rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.34 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, saying "don't do anything that Naomi Sakurada wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.