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Most Compassionate Citizens: 821stNicest Citizens: 917thBest Weather: 919th
The Dream Realm of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Kittens, Freedom, Peace
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nekojima

Population17.748 billion

CapitalNekomachi
LeaderNaomi Sakurada
Faiththe Cult of Maneki-Neko

Currencynyaaa
Animalshiny cat-shark

The Dream Realm of Nekojima is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Naomi Sakurada with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.748 billion Nekojimajins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekomachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kittyislander economy, worth a remarkable 3,604 trillion nyaaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 203,072 nyaaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, and people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs. Crime is totally unknown. Nekojima's national animal is the shiny cat-shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of Maneki-Neko.

Nekojima is ranked 5,470th in the world and 33rd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.34 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 821stNicest Citizens: 917thBest Weather: 919thLargest Welfare Programs: 943rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 951stMost Pacifist: 1,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,316thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,389thLargest Governments: 1,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,764thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,909thSmartest Citizens: 2,238thHealthiest Citizens: 2,325thMost Efficient Economies: 2,513thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,711thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,319thLowest Crime Rates: 5,470thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,096thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,120thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,968thSafest: 24,354th
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Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, chewing tree bark proves to have limited value during childbirth.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, saying "don't do anything that Naomi Sakurada wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.

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