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Most Devout: 1,458thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,578thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,704th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Devlet-i Ebed-müddet (The Eternal State)
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Neo-0ttoman

Population4.095 billion

CapitalIstanbul
LeaderPadishah Kebabini Osmanoğlu
FaithIslam

CurrencyTL
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Neo-0ttoman is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Padishah Kebabini Osmanoğlu with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.095 billion 0ttomans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ottoman economy, worth 683 trillion TLS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,838 TLS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nudity is frowned upon, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-0ttoman's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Neo-0ttoman is ranked 48,385th in the world and 31st in The Union of Democratic States for Most Authoritarian, with 994.27 milliStalins.

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Most Devout: 1,458thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,578thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,704thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,179thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,936thMost Influential: 7,008thMost Efficient Economies: 7,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,671stLargest Retail Industry: 8,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,358thMost Cultured: 9,897thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,280thHighest Average Incomes: 10,310thMost Developed: 10,988thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 11,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,043rdBest Weather: 12,377thLowest Crime Rates: 12,479thSafest: 13,251stLargest Governments: 14,409thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,765thSmartest Citizens: 15,011thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,365thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,770thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,064th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Developed: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo-0ttoman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Neo-0ttoman was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Neo-0ttoman was endorsed by The People's Republic of The Quarrymen.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-0ttoman, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-0ttoman, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-0ttoman, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-0ttoman, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Neo-0ttoman was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Norderk.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-0ttoman, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-0ttoman, the new Ottoman-made OS is buggier and more inconvenient than a horse-drawn carriage.

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