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Most Influential: 3,823rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,731stLargest Retail Industry: 5,383rd
The Empire of
Right-wing Utopia Corrupt Thieving Uneducated Fascist Fundamentalists
Neo-Capitalism, Best Capitalism
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Neo-Capitalism

Population403 million

CapitalCorporate City

CurrencyUS Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Empire of Neo-Capitalism is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 403 million Neo-Capitalists are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Capitalist economy, worth 52.5 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 130,161 US Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 475,837 per year while the poor average 25,255, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

An inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', and Leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Capitalism's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neo-Capitalism is ranked 98,943rd in the world and 3,314th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 78.12684583212 Days.

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Most Influential: 3,823rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,731stLargest Retail Industry: 5,383rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,774thRudest Citizens: 6,047thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,557thMost Avoided: 8,779thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,032ndMost Corrupt Governments: 13,450thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,548thMost Efficient Economies: 16,269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,297thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,815thHighest Average Incomes: 18,734thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,792nd
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5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 170th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 235th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 267th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 290th in the regionRudest Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Avoided: 338th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 455th in the regionTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 563rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 573rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 635th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 675th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 751st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 792nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 848th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 850th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 865th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 925th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 930th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 931st in the regionMost Influential: 960th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, Leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, an inkwell of goats' blood is supplied on school desks across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Neo-Capitalism was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, safe drinking water is considered a luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, several inches are being added to first class seating.

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