by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 2,755th Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,402nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,758th
The Spanish-Fascist Province of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Cuba siempre espaņola
Oversea Governor Ramon Velazquez
Imperial Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.022 billion

LeaderOversea Governor Ramon Velazquez
FaithRoman Catholic


The Spanish-Fascist Province of Neo-Cuba is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Oversea Governor Ramon Velazquez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.022 billion Neo-Cubans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The very strong Neo-Cuban economy, worth 134 trillion pesetas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 66,702 pesetas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, and for 25 pesetas tourists can gawk at the site of national tragedy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Cuba's national animal is the Tocororo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Neo-Cuba is ranked 120,876th in the world and 19th in Fifth Empire for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -13.47 on the Hayek Index.

Most Conservative: 2,755thMost Ignorant Citizens: 6,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,758thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,953rdTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,828thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,526thMost Devout: 14,254thMost Primitive: 14,426th
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the region

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