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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,628thMost Primitive: 2,897thMost Authoritarian: 3,483rd
The Sultanate of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Long live the Ottomans!
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Neo-Ottomania

Population294 million

CapitalNeo-Constantinople

CurrencyOttoman lira
AnimalNeo-Ottomanian pink bear

The Sultanate of Neo-Ottomania is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, fear of technology, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 294 million Neo-Ottomanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Neo-Ottomanian economy, worth 13.1 trillion Ottoman lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,641 Ottoman lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Ottomania's national animal is the Neo-Ottomanian pink bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neo-Ottomania is ranked 13,126th in the world and 250th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 42.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Primitive: 2,897thMost Authoritarian: 3,483rdMost Influential: 5,044thMost Conservative: 6,591stMost Armed: 7,665thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,316thTop
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Most Extreme: 13,126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,465thBest Weather: 18,268thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,463rdMost Income Equality: 18,748th
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Most Primitive: 174th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 200th in the regionMost Extreme: 250th in the regionMost Armed: 278th in the regionMost Conservative: 431st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 549th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 612th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 733rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 896th in the regionBest Weather: 941st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,017th in the region

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