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Largest Agricultural Sector: 492nd Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,088th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,536th
The Archduchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
If I advance, follow me. If I retreat, kill me.
Archduke Hesh I
Influence
Powerbroker
Mercenary Commander
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Neo Ninten

Population3.074 billion

CapitalHarvest
LeaderArchduke Hesh I
FaithTraditional Christianity

CurrencyNintenian Dollar
AnimalCougar

The Archduchy of Neo Ninten is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Archduke Hesh I with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.074 billion Nintenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harvest. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nintenian economy, worth 604 trillion Nintenian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,641 Nintenian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A government program is underway to revitalize Neo Ninten's beaches, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically, and every noble family has a 'personal file' on record courtesy of the central intelligence service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Ninten's national animal is the Cougar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Traditional Christianity.

Neo Ninten is ranked 78,063rd in the world and 4th in United Fascist Workers Association for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero Valid Endorsements.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,088thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,536thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,846thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,510thMost Devout: 3,382ndLargest Black Market: 4,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,458thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,051stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,420thHighest Average Incomes: 5,985thLowest Crime Rates: 7,641stLargest Governments: 7,670thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,046thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,664thMost Efficient Economies: 9,688thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,941stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,232ndMost Developed: 14,286thMost Authoritarian: 14,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,604thRudest Citizens: 15,025thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,100thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,513th
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo Ninten was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, every noble family has a 'personal file' on record courtesy of the central intelligence service.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, a government program is underway to revitalize Neo Ninten's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, tourists call Nintenian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Neo Ninten was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Neo Ninten was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Neo Ninten, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.

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