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Most Stationary: 2,429thNudest: 6,241stLargest Populations: 10,419th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Sunshine always makes me high
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Neu Funland

Population18.023 billion

Currency$$$$
Animal^-^

The Republic of Neu Funland is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 18.023 billion Neu Funlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The very strong Neu Funlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion $$$$s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,333 $$$$s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Funland's national animal is the ^-^, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Neu Funland is ranked 85,561st in the world and 1st in Poipu Beach for Largest Governments, scoring 14.49 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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5%
Most Stationary: 2,429thNudest: 6,241stLargest Populations: 10,419thTop
10%
Safest: 13,345thMost Armed: 13,961stHighest Economic Output: 15,590thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,428th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neu Funland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Neu Funland's influence in Poipu Beach rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Neu Funland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Neu Funland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Neu Funland's influence in Poipu Beach fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Neu Funland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Neu Funland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Neu Funland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Neu Funland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Neu Funland, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.

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