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Largest Insurance Industry: 12,194thMost Authoritarian: 21,513thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,529th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Sine libris cella, sine anima corpus est
Founder / Kaiser
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Neue deutsche Kaukasier

Population1.617 billion


The Empire of Neue deutsche Kaukasier is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The cynical population of 1.617 billion Neue deutsche Kaukasierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Neue deutsche Kaukasierian economy, worth 83.6 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,710 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The death penalty has been reintroduced, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neue deutsche Kaukasier's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Neue deutsche Kaukasier is ranked 175,989th in the world and 19th in Amalgamated Federation for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 71,802 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Insurance Industry: 12,194thTop
Most Authoritarian: 21,513thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21,529th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the region

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