by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,985th
The Imperial Matriarchy of
Iron Fist Socialists Equality and Tolerance Society
My wisdom, and my heart, are boundless.
Empress June I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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New Afghanistani states

Population1.166 billion

CapitalGrand City of Neo-Kabul
LeaderEmpress June I
FaithThe Cult of the Empress


The Imperial Matriarchy of New Afghanistani states is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Empress June I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.166 billion New Afghanistani statesians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City of Neo-Kabul. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Afghanistani statesian economy, worth 149 trillion Afghanis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 128,278 Afghanis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, cars are banned, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, and concussed Catball players cannot remember their lineup position. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Afghanistani states's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Empress.

New Afghanistani states is ranked 139,433rd in the world and 1,346th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,069thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,985thNicest Citizens: 7,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,845thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,657thMost Inclusive: 9,029thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,857thMost Developed: 10,248thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,317thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,522ndMost Secular: 12,255thLargest Governments: 12,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,108thNudest: 13,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,399thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,786thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,362ndMost Cultured: 15,604thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,507thSmartest Citizens: 16,753rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,889thMost Influential: 18,759thHighest Average Incomes: 19,341stHealthiest Citizens: 19,913th
Largest Welfare Programs: 97th in the regionTop
Nudest: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 129th in the regionNicest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 139th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161st in the regionMost Inclusive: 175th in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 201st in the regionMost Secular: 202nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 203rd in the region

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