The Most Serene Republic of New Akrotiri is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 385 million Akrotirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient New Akrotirian economy, worth 17.6 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,814 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, a government program is underway to revitalize New Akrotiri's beaches, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Akrotiri's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Akrotiri is ranked 73,151^st in the world and 68^th in Enadia for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.