The Volatile Economics of New American Dictatorship is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dwayne Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.45 billion Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lincoln DC. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The American economy, worth 157 trillion Dollar Bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,375 Dollar Bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, Dwayne Johnson's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New American Dictatorship's national animal is the US Citizen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is money.

New American Dictatorship is ranked 118,844^th in the world and 4,389^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 30.74 quips per hour.