The Republic of New Aryako Eurbadilweld is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Krollan Polishkans with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.174 billion Aryakans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aryako. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New Aryako Eurbadilweldian economy, worth 779 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,659 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Aryako Eurbadilweld's national animal is the Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Aryako Eurbadilweld is ranked 104,618^th in the world and 5,244^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.33 law-abiding acts per hour.