The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Brian with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.511 billion New Briantownians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Briantown. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Briantownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,617 trillion Briantown bucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 293,537 Briantown bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, it's said that Brian can turn every pleasure into a chore, interest in globalism never flags, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Briantown's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Brianism.

New Briantown is ranked 135,570^th in the world and 5,482^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.