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Most Efficient Economies: 77thMost Subsidized Industry: 151stLargest Retail Industry: 155th
The Merchant Emirate of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Industry,Purity,Glory
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Caitarea

Population8.451 billion

CapitalQŠterinsburg
FaithIslam

Currencymark
Animalcanary

The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.451 billion New Caitari are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QŠterinsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Caitarean economy, worth a remarkable 4,509 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 533,601 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country, billions of marks are spent to take high-quality photos of the Canary Nebula, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, and psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Caitarea's national animal is the canary, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

New Caitarea is ranked 70,002nd in the world and 2,421st in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,499.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Efficient Economies: 77thMost Subsidized Industry: 151stLargest Retail Industry: 155thHighest Average Incomes: 233rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 326thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 386thMost Cheerful Citizens: 408thMost Devout: 503rdSmartest Citizens: 530thHighest Poor Incomes: 533rdMost Cultured: 541stLargest Governments: 552ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 558thLargest Publishing Industry: 639thMost Inclusive: 798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 903rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 977thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,056thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,247thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,752ndLargest Black Market: 1,815thMost Developed: 1,891stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,108thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,139thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,452ndHighest Economic Output: 2,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,579thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,739thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,899thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,908thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,557thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,736thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,057thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,239thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,421stNicest Citizens: 4,656thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,196thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,170thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,797thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,290thLargest Mining Sector: 10,766thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,481stTop
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Most Stationary: 13,354thMost Influential: 15,668thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,245thMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,929th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 25th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 39th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 58th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 150th in the regionNicest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Stationary: 180th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 182nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 242nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 255th in the regionLargest Populations: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 290th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 322nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 339th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 452nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 562nd in the regionMost Influential: 767th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 801st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : New Caitarea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, billions of marks are spent to take high-quality photos of the Canary Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, pregnant women get a lot of evil glares from fellow passengers when leaving the country.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, Leader has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on New Caitari's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caitarea, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.

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