The Imperial Welfare Union of New Camelot of Avalonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Angela Renzi-Petersson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.401 billion Upper Avalonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Köbarnhavn. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Upper Avalonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,837 trillion Æ Avalonian Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 355,928 Æ Avalonian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, trains and passengers alike are often late, and the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused. Crime is totally unknown. New Camelot of Avalonia's national animal is the Sea Otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cisjia Rona.

New Camelot of Avalonia is ranked 291,150^th in the world and 6,353^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -34.61 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.