The Republic of New Cheesecakeland is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 11.563 billion Cheesecakelandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Cheesecakelandian economy, worth 774 trillion Cheesecake Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,976 Cheesecake Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of New Cheesecakeland's radio stations, and recognizing the New Cheesecakelandian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Cheesecakeland's national animal is the Cheesecake Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Cheesecakeland is ranked 63,350^th in the world and 37^th in The United Federations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.14 law-abiding acts per hour.