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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,985thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,611thFattest Citizens: 6,337th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
At least it's not Detroit!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Derot

Population14.829 billion

LeaderCrazy Axe McGee
FaithAnarchy

Currencyscalp
Animalseagull

The Free Land of New Derot is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Crazy Axe McGee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.829 billion New Derotians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The strong New Derotian economy, worth 970 trillion scalps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 65,454 scalps, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, the only place where one can see the New Derotian cherry tree is in a museum, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. New Derot's national animal is the seagull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Anarchy.

New Derot is ranked 72,572nd in the world and 671st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 651.4486108504 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,985thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,611thFattest Citizens: 6,337thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,998thMost Avoided: 8,671stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,713thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,615thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,448thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,523rdLargest Populations: 26,994thLargest Mining Sector: 28,551st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 168th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 197th in the regionFattest Citizens: 316th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 391st in the regionMost Avoided: 495th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 536th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 643rd in the regionMost Stationary: 671st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 681st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 751st in the regionLargest Populations: 813th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : New Derot was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

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